Best Man Speech Uk
May 24th, 2011 | 
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How many political incorrections can you get in one answer?
To start you all off, here’s a BBC article about what is not allowed under the rules of Free Speech: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-11845363
It would be interesting to know just how many taboos exist in the English-speaking world.
I will give Best Answer to the highest score, deducting one mark for every word that is censored by Yahoo! (so no rude words!).
Extra marks for the more you can get into one sentence.
Feel free to quote masters of this craft from national treasures such as Bernard Manning, Boris Johnson and the Duke of Edinburgh.
why do disabled tennis players move off to the side between sets, they already sitting down. and they get the best parking spaces outside. some are even allowed to take dogs into shops, yet a hardworking honest bloke like me has to park miles away and leave my dog tied up outside. its really not fair
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